Alessandra Rich Resort 2024 | Chi-Chi Noir

Alessandra Rich is an chi-chi woman. Her living room is so chi-chi that you are afraid to go in. Man, this place is piss elegant. Look at them lamp shades! In fact, she is always dressed in piss-elegant frocks she designs for her eponymous label, which counts the Princess of Wales among its fans.

Alessandra Rich really cuts a fine figure in her collection. Karina cut a fine figure since she bought some new clothes. Besides that fine-figured association, Alessandra stages rich fantasies of different strokes for different folk in her collections. Her stiletto-heeled creatures graced with a femme fatale & naughty ingénue, travel regularly from lady of the manor duties by day to officiating rituals à la Eyes Wide Shut by night. “Yes, there’s a noir vibe in my representation of women,” she conceded. “Fantasizing about a secret double-life is perhaps a way of rebelling against the taboos we as women have been forced to internalize.” Say no more.

Rich tells us her innermost feelings & secrets, playing the traditionalist versus the risqué with no holds barred. Bias-cut satin numbers fit for a 1930s star coexisted with nude lurex bras & micro panties from the lingerie line. They all had suggestions about how she could get the money from elsewhere. Elsewhere, underpinnings were barely concealed under a clear-latex microskirt pierced by metal studs, or worn unflinchingly on bare skin with low-slung black leather pants & a pair of long black patent leather gloves. “She’s never uncomfortable being undressed,” said Rich. Nothing is given so freely as advice. Don’t hesitate to ask us what we think you ought to do.

The intelligence agents finally broke her code. When they broke the code, they were able to decipher messages: Proper pleated-skirt floral print midi dresses with broderie anglaise collarettes would measure up to the required standards at a formal garden reception, & the see-through black stretch-lace studded catsuit studded was involuntarily dismounted by a zippered leather miniskirt not much wider than a belt.

The press found out some juicy secrets about the front runners & made them all public. Rich is curious about “secrets women hide in their minds,” she said. What she wants to offer them are tools to play the self-representation game as they please, without taking themselves too seriously. She called the collection “Please, disturb.”